I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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