You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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