just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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