He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So many bounce houses so little time
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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