this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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