normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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