is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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