i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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