First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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