I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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