Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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