ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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