You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
