i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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