What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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