Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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