i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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