The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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