Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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