ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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