drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Randomize