Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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