Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize