They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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