flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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