Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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