i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize
