He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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