Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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