Only a mothe r could love this liver
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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