I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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