hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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