What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
did you just send me my own nude
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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