I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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