I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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