eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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