wat bout pragnant strippers??
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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