she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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