Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
two words: eviction party
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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