I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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