Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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