He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Never joke about your clitoris.
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