what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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