overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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