Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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