then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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