I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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