this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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