My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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