A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Bring me that man meat
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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