Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
