I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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