If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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