What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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