try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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