I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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